i may or may not be watching the land before time
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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