Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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