I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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