East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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