I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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