he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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