We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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