OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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