I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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