if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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