I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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