Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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