what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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