I wish i was in the wii world.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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