you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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