She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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