your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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