Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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