No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hippo gnu deer
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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