Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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