How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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