what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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