so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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