got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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