are you so shy because you have an std?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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