Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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