thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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