How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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