dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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