I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
