I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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