I wannas sexs uuuuu
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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