Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
