So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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