i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I need to sanitize my soul.
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