The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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