like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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