IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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