Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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