All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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