i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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