You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
