Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
