ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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