what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Are my feet made of real feet?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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