You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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