yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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