i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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