everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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