Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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