lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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